First Tattoo Myths: Busted by Duncan

You’ve finally decided to get your first tattoo. You’re excited, maybe a bit nervous, and suddenly everyone’s an expert. Your mate’s goldfish’s cousin reckons tattoos fade in six months. Your nan’s convinced you’ll regret it when you’re older.

Let’s put the brakes on, shall we? At Studio51, we’ve heard every myth in the book. So Duncan—our founder, resident artistry wizard, and all-around tattooing oracle. Is stepping in to bust the most common first tattoo myths and set the record straight. No fluff, no scare tactics—just the honest truth.

Tattoo Myths and Duncan Says

Myth #1: Tattoos Fade in 6 Months

The Myth: Tattoos are basically temporary unless you keep redoing them.

The Truth: A professionally done tattoo will last for life. That said, tattoos can age—just like your skin. Sun exposure, poor aftercare, and time can cause fading, but your ink won’t vanish unless you laser it off.

Duncan Says: “Look after it, moisturise it, and keep it out the sun.”

Top Tip: Use SPF once your tattoo’s healed. It’s the easiest way to keep your colours popping.

Myth #2: You Can’t Shower for a Week

The Myth: Getting your tattoo wet is basically tattoo murder

The Truth: Showers are fine. Baths, pools, hot tubs—not so much. You should absolutely clean your tattoo gently with fragrance-free soap and lukewarm water. What you shouldn’t do is soak it.

Duncan Says: “Think quick rinse, not spa day.”

Myth #3: Tattoos Hurt So Much You’ll Faint

The Myth: It’s agony. You’ll pass out. You might die (OK, that one’s dramatic).

The Truth: Tattoos aren’t ticklish, but most people describe the pain as bearable. Some even find it meditative. Different areas of the body hurt more than others—your ribs? Ouch. Your forearm? Not bad at all.

Duncan Says: Eat beforehand, stay hydrated, and breathe. We’ll take care of the rest.

Myth #4: You Can’t Get Tattooed on a Full Stomach (or Empty One)

The Myth: People have told you not to eat before. Others say you must carb-load. Which is it?

The Truth: Eat a balanced meal before your appointment. Avoid energy drinks, alcohol, and fasting. Your body needs fuel to stay steady and calm.

Duncan Says: “Don’t rock up hangry or hyped on Red Bull.

Myth #5: Tattoos Can’t Be Removed

The Myth: Once it’s on, it’s forever—deal with it.

The Truth: Laser removal technology has come a long way. While it’s not instant or cheap, it is possible. So don’t panic if you grow out of your design—though we’d prefer you didn’t get something you’d regret.

Duncan Says: We’ll help you make a smart, long-term choice from the start.

Myth #6: Tattoo Ink is Unsafe or Toxic

The Myth: Tattoo ink contains dangerous chemicals, heavy metals, or worse.

The Truth: At Studio51, we only use EU/UK-compliant inks from reputable suppliers. Modern tattoo ink is highly regulated and tested. If you’ve got allergies or sensitivities, just let us know—we’ve got options.

Duncan Says: “We’re clean freaks. You’re more likely to get a rash from your nan’s perfume than our ink.”

Myth #7: Tattoos Stretch and Look Weird If You Gain Weight

The Myth: One pizza and your tattoo turns into a balloon animal.

The Truth: Unless you have a dramatic change in body shape, tattoos tend to stretch subtly and naturally with your skin. If you’re planning major body changes (pregnancy, bodybuilding), we can advise on placement.

Duncan Says: Avoid areas prone to high elasticity if you’re concerned—like the stomach or inner arms.

Myth #8: You Can’t Donate Blood After Getting a Tattoo

The Myth: Once tattooed, you’re banned for life from donating blood.

The Truth: In the UK, you must wait 4 months after getting a tattoo before donating. That’s it.

Duncan Says: “Don’t trust someone working out of a garage with your skin nor tattoo. This is your body, not a DIY project.”

Myth #9: All Tattoo Studios Are the Same

The Myth: If they’ve got needles and ink, it’s all good.

The Truth: Not even close. A good tattoo studio follows strict hygiene protocols, uses top-tier equipment and ink, and prioritises your safety. Studio51 meets (and exceeds) all UK hygiene regulations.

Duncan Says: “Don’t trust someone working out of a garage with your skin nor tattoo. This is your body, not a DIY project.”

Myth #10: You’ll Regret It When You’re Older

The Myth: You’ll be 80, saggy, and sad about that snake on your thigh.

The Truth: The only people who regret tattoos are the ones who rushed into bad ones. If your tattoo has meaning, quality, and personal significance, age won’t change that.

Duncan Says: Good tattoos tell your story—and stories only get better with time.

FAQs About Tattoo Myths

- Is it true white ink hurts more?White ink doesn’t hurt more—it’s often applied last, on already-sensitive skin. That’s why it feels more intense.

- Can tattoos make you sick?Only if you ignore aftercare or go somewhere sketchy. At Studio51, our hygiene standards are top-tier. Trust the process, follow aftercare, and you’ll be golden.
- Do colour tattoos fade faster than black ones?Bright colours tend to fade more noticeably over time, especially with sun exposure. Black and grey tattoos usually age more gracefully. Use sunscreen either way!

Final Thoughts from Uncle Duncan

Tattoo myths are everywhere—passed down in pub chats, dodgy forums, and late-night group chats. But you don’t have to believe the hype.

At Studio51, we believe in clear advice, quality artistry, and helping you make choices you’ll love for life. Whether it’s your first tattoo or your fiftieth, we’re here to guide, not judge. Still got a myth you want busted? Message us, or book a free consultation and bring your wildest rumours. We’ll set the record straight.