If Tattoo Regrets Were People…
Let’s be honest—we’ve all got that one tattoo. The one we thought was a brilliant idea at the time (spoiler: it wasn’t). Whether it’s faded, misspelt, or tied to someone we’d now cross the street to avoid, tattoo regret is real. And at Studio 51, we like to think of it like this: if tattoo regrets were people, who would they be?
Here’s our lovingly savage list of the ink decisions that haunt people most reimagined as the mates you avoid at the pub. Spot anyone familiar?
1. The Ex’s Name
- Still texting at 2am.
- Mentions they’re “working on themselves” but never actually changes.
- The human equivalent of a voice note you should never have sent.
2. The Drunken Handpoke
- Brags about being “a vibe” while wearing mismatched socks.
- Thinks healing means pouring vodka on it.
- Never remembers their own postcode.
3. The Festival Flash-Ink
Backstory: A glorious weekend of music, sunburn, and poor decisions. It seemed like a great idea to get a stick figure sun on your ankle. You even queued.
Personality:
- Lives in vintage fleece and a permanent state of dehydration.
- Posts blurry Instagram Stories with no context.
- Can’t remember if they saw Chemical Brothers or not.
Removal Vibe:
Small, light, and often easy to fade—perfect for a tidy cover-up or quick clean-up.
4. The Misspelt Quote
- Quotes obscure Tumblr blogs.
- Still owns a Live Laugh Love sign.
- Loudly insists it was “intentional”.
5. The Impulse Walk-In
- Lives for last-minute decisions.
- Booked a holiday during the tattoo healing phase.
- Has a loyalty card for shots.
6. The Trendy One
- Owns 12 pairs of identical joggers.
- Refers to everything as “aesthetic”.
- Can’t look at old Instagram posts without cringing.
7. The Matching Tattoo Regret
- Over-invests in everything.
- Probably has a “friendship playlist” on Spotify.
- Avoids the arm it’s on in all photos.
8. The Overambitious Back Piece
- Thinks big, commits small.
- Tells people it’s “a work in progress”.
- Secretly Googling “phoenix cover-up ideas”.
What to Do If You’re Living with One of These
First off: you’re not alone. Tattoo regret is more common than most people admit. And the good news is—you’ve got options.
At Area and Studio51, we offer:
- Free consultations.
- Laser removal (full or partial).
- Fading for cover-ups.
- Custom tattoo design.
No judgment. No awkward questions. Just honest advice and expert help.
FAQs About Tattoo Regret and Removal
Can I remove part of a tattoo?
Absolutely. We can target specific areas to reshape or fade parts of a design.
Will people know I had laser removal?
Only if you tell them. With proper care, your skin heals cleanly.
Can I laugh about it and get it removed?
100%. In fact, we encourage it. Tattoo regret is way more common than you’d think.
Is it weird to want a second chance at ink?
Nope. It’s brave. And actually, kind of cool.
Final Thoughts
Whether your tattoo regret is inspired by a stag weekend, or drawn by your mate with a biro, we’ve seen it—and we can help fix it.
Book a free consultation today and let’s turn that cringe into confidence.